This is the day of the laundry…
And believe me, this is no easy maneuver. What, you guys don’t have a carefully crafted set of non-negotiable rules that determine the optimal conditions / timing and also guarantee the success of laundry day? Get with it!
Obstacles of Confusion - Everybody thinks they know best…so. many. opinions.
Environmental Constraints - Make the trek to the laundromat in the rain? ARE YOU KIDDING?! No.
Perfect Positioning - All washers MUST be right next to each other…not sure whether I fear the thieving my highly prized wardrobe or if its just a matter of convienence, but I have inherently never wanted my clothes separated.
The planets have aligned,
let the games BEGIN!